80+ Funny Valentine’s Day Messages

Anyone who has celebrated valentines with that special someone will tell you it is one of the most romantic times to ever come around especially with the feeling of love that spreads throughout. Seeing other people celebrating the same day is common but what if you added a little twist to your valentine surprise for that special someone.

Happy Valentine's Day

Sending a funny valentines messages is rarely unheard of, that is why doing it might be a really good idea, do what they never thought you’d do. Surprise your special someone with a funny message and see the day grow with laughter as light humor prevails. Don’t be shy about it, send one of these only if your loved one has the same sense of humor you do.

Funny Valentine’s Day Messages

Here are the best list of funny Valentine’s Day messages, wishes and cards.

  • There’s one thing I know, money can’t buy love, but it can buy lots of love. I’ll make lots of money and get lots of love from you. Happy Valentine’s Day my love.
  • Happy Valentine’s Day. I wasn’t planning to fall in love with you, but I tripped and that’s how it happened.
  • I always let you have the last slice of pizza. If you don’t call that love then I don’t know what it is. Happy Valentine.
  • Today is Valentine’s Day and I sent this message to remind you that you are single and alone. Happy Valentine’s Day.
  • Before I met you I only cared about myself and now that I’ve met you nothing else matters to me than myself. 😂😂😂😂.
  • Love is not blind, it sees and even though it opened my eyes to all your imperfections, I still love you. Happy Valentine’s Day, my love.

Don’t be so cool when you are with me, you look so fool. Happy Valentine Day.

  • As an engineer, I have built you a staircase in my heart; please lose some pounds for me. Happy Valentine’s Day.
  • Happy Valentine’s Day. My words are not enough to let you know how much I love you, maybe my face will.
  • Happy Valentine’s Day. If you were a book, I would go to every library and bookshop to check you out.
  • I’m sending you this Valentine’s message because I care enough about you even though I copied it from a blog.
  • Without February, there would be no Valentine’s Day and without you, there would be no me. That’s awful. Happy Valentine’s Day.
  • You are the sweet topping of my ice-cream. I wish this ice-cream never melts. Have a wonderful Valentine.
  • Before I met you, I was living my life like nothing else matters to me than friends, but now I’m living like nothing else matters than you. I’ve neglected my friends. Happy Valentine’s Day cutie.
  • They say love is blind, but to me it is not, your love actually opened my eye to all of your faults and yet I still love you. Happy Valentine’s Day my love.
  • You are an essential nutrient of my body. Without you I would suffer in osteoporosis. Happy Valentine day, my love of life.
  • I’ve been thinking so hard to tell you how much I’ve loved you, I wish I was there when they gave birth to you; I’ll just marry you straight away. Happy Valentine’s Day love.
  • Don’t be so cool when you are with me, you look so fool. Happy Valentine Day.
  • You don’t stole my heart, you just hacked my brain. I even forgot my name when I am with you. Happy Valentine Day, my sweet baby.

If you break my heart, I'll get you a wheelchair so, let's not do that.

  • Love is termite and I am hollow inside in glow of your love. Wishing you a Happy Valentine Day.
  • From the moment I saw you I knew I would be doing this, Happy Valentine’s Day my frog, I finally turned you into a prince. I love you!
  • Chocolates aren’t enough to fill your huge appetite, so I’ll buy you dinner instead; I hope you say yes to going out with me on valentine.
  • I see your face in every cow. Please lose some pounds for me. Happy Valentine Day.
  • Although I am afraid of height, I would climb the tallest mountain just to shout out my love for you, but then cry afterwards. Love you my valentine!
  • You are my candy crush that I love to play daily. Happy Valentine Day.
  • You are the sun that lights up my days, but also gives me sunburns. Love you to the sun’s heat and back, Happy Valentine’s Day!
  • I love you more than my washroom slipper. Happy Valentine Day.
  • My whole world surrounds you. Even I forget the zoo, when I am with you. Wish you a very Happy Valentine’s Day, sweetheart.
  • I love you so much. But what’s your name?? LOL. Happy Valentine Day, baby.
  • As an engineer, I would love to build you a staircase to my heart, it’s long and tedious, I hope you won’t give up on the long climb this valentine. I love you.
  • Our love is like a car with no brakes, it’s simply unstoppable. I will love you till the gas gives out. Have a fantastic valentine my love, you are loved!

Funny Valentine’s Messages and Wishes

  • You complete me, and that is not what most can do, I hope you enjoy the time as I will be watching you from a far for you don’t know me but I know you well. Happy valentine my crush.
  • Valentine is a day for a child with an arrow to go around shooting people, this is my apology for not taking you out, I don’t want to be a victim too. Have a hearty valentine regardless.
  • All I need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt, especially today, on Valentine’s Day! Just giving you a hint of what I’d like. Love you!
  • Be my valentine and I promise you a chocolate fountain, an imaginary one anyway, I hope you enjoy this time and I apologize for my being broke. Have an awesome time.
  • One funny thing about Valentine’s Day is that after the enjoyment comes the possibility of a crying baby in the cradle. Enjoy wisely.
  • In this world, there are 3 billion men. Among all of them, you choose to be with me, even though I’m ugly. You’re a lucky woman. hehehe. Happy Valentine’s Day.
  • You are so cute same as my cat. Have a beautiful Valentine Day.
  • You are my favorite dish that I love to eat daily. Wishing you the most romantic day. Happy Valentine’s Day.
  • I am that secret of your life which you can never hide. But you play with my heart I know well. Happy Valentine.
  • Happy Valentine’s Day my love, I have resisted all things in my life, but it seems you’re irresistible, because you’re my only temptation in every way. Let’s enjoy the day.
  • They say life is a race, run at your own pace, but I couldn’t even walk without you in this race. You’ve become my legs and my everything. Happy Valentine’s Day my love.

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I love you more than my washroom slipper.

  • I have never seen any place where a bike stands on its own? Because it is two-tired. I will be too tired to live my life without you. Happy Valentine’s Day my life. Let’s enjoy.
  • Never forget how we looked like now, some day we will be old and wrinkly, but the best part about it is we will be old and wrinkly together. Happy Valentine’s my love!
  • Love is blind so true. How mad I am how can I fall in love with you. Never mind! Happy Valentine.
  • Words are not enough to explain my love for you. May be my stupid face. Wishing you a wonderful Valentine Day.
  • Happy Valentine’s Day my dear love, I’m glad you could finally love me, now I can die in peace and I hope we die together ?. But let’s enjoy today first.
  • There are few things that I can’t wait to rip their clothes off when I get married, one is you and two is you. ? I love you so much darling. Happy Valentine’s Day.
  • Roses are red and so are you, when you blush next to me I feel so good. Happy Valentines Day my sweetheart, you are the best part of any day!
  • Today I want to know if you’ll end up marrying me. Let’s flip a coin, if it’s the head, then I’m yours, if it’s tail then you’re mine ? it’s a fair deal. Happy Valentine’s Day.
  • Someday the best part of our day will be changing diapers together, but that won’t matter for I know our children will have your beautiful eyes. Happy Valentine’s my love!
  • I always try to put my best foot forward to resolve all the issues prevailing between us. But all go in vain. Because you are so silly and dumb. Happy valentine day, anyways.
  • Happy Valentine’s day my love and my everything, I want you to know that life is short, so let’s love each other forever, even if it’s difficult. Enjoy this day with me.
  • I’m so happy to be the love of your life, you’re the second creature to fall in complete love with me, the first were the mosquitoes not even my mom. hehehe. Happy Valentines Day dear.

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Funny Valentine’s Messages. Money can not buy love but it can buy lots of love

  • Today we’re far apart I hope you’ll enjoy your valentine’s day away from me. But not with another man or else.  You don’t want to know what I’ll do. ?. Happy Valentine’s Day my love.
  • Happy Valentine’s Day my love. Do not follow the masses who said you shouldn’t marry a man like me, they all want to marry me secretly, but I refused them. Stick with me my love.
  • You are the blanket of my winter with whom I cannot sleep. Wishing you the love day.
  • My dear and my friend, you are the woman I think of everyday and the reason, I really don’t know, but I guess it’s love. I love you forever. Happy Valentine’s Day.
  • If you break my heart, I will break your all bones. So never dare to cheat me. I love you a lot. I wish you the best valentine day.
  • Before I met you, I’m full of weight, but now I have shed lots of weight. You’re the best weight management therapy. Now let’s go inside to lose more weight. Happy Valentine’s Day.
  • You are my true love, my love of life, to whom I am living and you are always in the radiance of my sight. Is that you? Not of course! My BMW! Now I am going to spend my valentine day with her.
  • Happy Valentine’s Day my lovely girlfriend, I really want you to marry me, but they said marriage makes people fall out of love. Let’s not marry then, but I’m still yours. Enjoy this day.
  • I am celebrating Independence Day as I am still single. Happy Valentine day, my dear friends.
  • They say love is a stupid feeling, then I guess I am a fool, a fool in love with the most beautiful woman in my eyes! Happy Valentine’s Day!
  • Why does loving you have to be this toxic beautiful? I pray each day you look my way, and today, I’ll stand right in front of you so you don’t miss me my valentine.
  • You are my wife, my commander in chief and sometimes my mother. You scare me but in the best way I could be scared. Happy Valentine’s Day my beautiful wife!
  • I know you’ll give that chocolate stained smile today, but I won’t have any chocolates for you love, I will only have a heart that’ll be true to you always. I love you my valentine.

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Funny Valentine’s Messages. they say love is blind but to me it is not

  • Sending you a big Valentine hug! My sweet teddy bear, you always give me the warmth and comfort I need at night. My sweet pillow, Happy Valentine’s Day!
  • You are the biggest, most humongous person I know and that I only speak of your heart. Happy valentine’s dear, you’ll always be mine.
  • Your little arms make me feel like the strongest man in the world, that is why I will always protect you my valentine. I love you darling!
  • I can never measure up to the postman, who will bring you love letters from your crushes, but I don’t have to because I am the postman, and I will bring you the love letters this valentine.
  • If you happen to fall, I’ll be there to laugh at you first and then help you up afterwards, but then again, I can’t help but keep falling in love with you. Hearty valentine!

Last Updated on January 10, 2024