Funny Birthday Wishes: Everybody is not fortunate enough to be alongside their friends, family or companion to wish them a happy birthday. In this case we should send them a text message to wish them a Happy Birthday. If you live far from the person who has a birthday, you will not be able to move and spend the day at their side.

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But you can send a message to wish them a Happy Birthday which can be “Funny Birthday Wishes”. Messages are good because they greatly help make the moment more cheerful than it already is.

Funny Birthday Wishes

Here are the best list of funny birthday wishes and messages to make someone’s smile.

  • Please make sure when you light the candles on your birthday not to burn the apartment so that we don’t get to call the fire department.
  • Every year count your gifts instead of counting your candles. Happy Birthday to you.
  • Here’s a fun fact: Too many birthdays will eventually kill you.
  • God gave you many gifts, your breathing every second, that’s a gift, so don’t bother us asking for more gifts.
  • Getting more established and growing up are two altogether different things. One is still a choice.
  • Birthdays are nothing but a reminder telling us to eat lots of cake every year.
  • Here is another fun fact; do not be sad on your birthday, be happy because next year around this time you will be even older.
  • Will you be able to blow out all these candles or will we eventually have to call the fire department.
  • It is hotter than usual here. Is it because of all the candles on your birthday cake?
  • Studies showed that people at your age start to lose their memory, but at least you still remember me.
  • Laugh and smile all you want while you still have teeth. Happy Birthday.

Happy Birthday. Every year count your gifts instead of counting your candles.

  • Sorry my dear there are just a few years left from today until you start becoming bald and lose all your pretty hair.
  • The fact about the most special birthdays ever is that they have not yet come.
  • My super gift for you is not telling people how old you are. Happy Birthday buddy.
  • I have heard many people saying that good things never last long so that confirms that you are not good at all. Heheh. Have a beautiful birthday.
  • On this anniversary I wish you a shiny smile at life. Well, if you still have teeth and not too many wrinkles.
  • If someone first hugs you on your birthday they are trying to make you forget about the fact that they did not get you any presents.
  • When I look up, I see you as my RATS because you are so full of EVIL. Calm down, spell the capitalized words backward (STAR & LIVE). That is exactly what I meant.
  • Happiness and health, calm and peace, success, these are my dearest wishes for you this year. Have a great day.
  • I wish you a happy birthday; you will find your gift with the invoice to pay me.
  • I have been looking for a gift that would match your level of worth to me but I can’t find any. So, let’s just forget about the gifts and focus on eating your birthday cake only.
  • No need to hide, it’s just another year. Happy Birthday.
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Laugh and smile all you want while you still have teeth.

  • I promised to be there for you whenever you need me. I heard you have been receiving a lot of birthday gifts. I know you will need me to help unwrap the presents, so I will be with you in a jiffy.
  • There is a saying that goes: good people die young. That only means that you will keep having birthdays forever. Just kidding. Have a lovely day.
  • It is just some hours to your birthday. I can’t wait to wish you a warm and happy birthday. Do me a favor reset your time to 12:00am as I do the same here; so that my birthday wishes to you can flow right away.
  • As you blow out your cake’s candle light today; don’t forget to blow out my birthday promises to you.
  • Since there is so much cold out there, I therefore wish you a warm and heat-full birthday and healthy year ahead.
  • I bought you something so special for your birthday. Unfortunately, on my way, the ants tripped me and ate it all.
  • Today we celebrate you being a year older, but do not worry you’re much better than last year.
  • Let us embrace now, before you realize there are no gifts. Happy Birthday to you.
  • I heard the latest news about cake losing its taste 10 minutes after its being baked. So, put out the candle flames and let’s proceed into its consumption period before it becomes sour.
  • Don’t ask me about your gifts. I’m saving all gifts for next year. Have a lovely day!
  • You have many years, but do not worry, antiques have more value.
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It is hotter than usual here. Is it because of all the candles on your birthday cake?

  • I know you don’t like birthdays. But I still have to congratulate you. Have a wonderful birthday.
  • You’re like a king, the older more horrible. sorry, more beautiful.
  • I am glad that you have completed years, but do not expect me to follow your example.
  • Do not worry. Old age is like childhood without hair and no teeth.
  • On your birthday I want to wish you a long life, days of joy and success in everything you want.
  • Most celebrities were known after their deaths. You are so lucky to still survive.
  • Birthdays are good for your health. Statistics show that those who have more birthdays have the most lives.
  • Behind every successful birthday cake is a glutton & consumer like me.
  • We will need a torch to light all those candles. Have a great day! Bro.
  • Do not feel uncomfortable about your age. Someday we’ll all have the number that you have now.
  • I think we need a bigger pie for all those candles. Hope all your birthday wishes come true.
  • Too many candles for small cake. Just enjoy the day.
  • They say that wisdom comes with age. You must be the wisest.
  • Come on, do not be discouraged. You’ve survived another year. Believe me it is better than the alternative.
  • Another year, another visit to the doctor. May you live long!
  • OK, now you can light all the candles. We all have water in hand. Have a beautiful celebration.
  • Am I the first to congratulate you today? No? The second? No? Doesn’t matter, because I was the first who thought of you at midnight in your birthday.
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no need to hide. it is another year

  • Oh, mom, candles fire will hurt your fair soft skin; so get your sunscreen before blowing the candles. Don’t miss that, mother. Happy Birthday.
  • Knowledge is knowing sugar is very sweet; wisdom is not putting a large quantity of it in your cake. Have a very Happy Birthday.
  • Cakes are the light of birthdays. I hate darkness, so bake one today.
  • You deserve a car on your birthday but I will send you a birthday card for now.
  • I need a job that pays $50m a day for eating cakes. Can I get that from your birthday?
  • I can give you birthday presents but only if you don’t want them.
  • I will be in your birthday anniversary to consume your cake, what the others came for, I don’t know.
  • Your dreams are your own. Never let them give up. Keep sleeping. Enjoy your sleep. Wishing you a very fantastic birthday, my sweetest friend.
  • Happy Birthday, my dear.  Sorry! Happy International monkeys day. Enjoy your day.
  • Everyone is going crazy and saying the fun is befalling at this boring place just because of you. Have a birthday with loads of fun and joy.
  • You are included in those people who are like clouds when they vanish it becomes a pleasant day.  hehehe. Wish you a very Happy Birthday.
  • Just deactivate your energy saving mode and put some concentration on your day as today’s is your birthday. Have a wonderful life ahead.
  • May this day make you dance, smile and eat lots of cake, hearty birthday my dear friend. You mean the world to me.
  • When your birthday comes around it always reminds me of the times you cried for cake at weddings, you make me smile. Have a nice day.
  • You are an awesome eater; a great one at that and that is why I would go nowhere near your cake. Save a slice for me though, Happy Birthday!