Everybody is not fortunate enough to be alongside their friends, family or companion to wish them a happy birthday. In this case we should send them a text message to wish them a happy birthday. If you live far from the person who has a birthday, you will not be able to move and spend the day at their side.

Funny Happy birthday

But you can send a message to wish them a happy birthday which can be “Funny Birthday Wishes”. Messages are good because they greatly help make the moment more cheerful than it already is.

Birthday Wishes that Will Surely Make Them Smile

  • Please make sure when you light the candles on your birthday not to burn the apartment so that we don’t get to call the fire department.
  • Every year count your gifts instead of counting your candles.
  • Here’s a fun fact: Too many birthdays will eventually kill you.
  • God gave you many gifts, your breathing every second, that’s a gift, so don’t bother us asking for more gifts.
  • Getting more established and growing up are two altogether different things. One is still a choice.
  • Birthdays are nothing but a reminder telling us to eat lots of cake every year.
  • Here is another fun fact; do not be sad on your birthday, be happy because next year around this time you will be even older.
  • Will you be able to light all these candles or will we eventually have to call the fire department.
  • It is hotter than usual here. Is it because of all the candles on your birthday cake?
  • Studies showed that people at your age start to lose their memory, but at least you still remember me.
  • Make use of your teeth and smile a lot while you still have them.

Happy Birthday. Every year count your gifts instead of counting your candles.

  • Sorry my dear there are just a few years left from today until you start becoming bald and lose all your pretty hair.
  • The fact about the most special birthdays ever is that they have not yet come.
  • You have a vintage appearance, but your coronary heart is evergreen. You are most effective; we cannot count the age of your heart. Live as long as you wish.
  • My super gift for you is not telling people how old you are. Happy Birthday buddy.
  • I have heard many people saying that good things never last long so that confirms that you are not good at all. Heheh. Have a beautiful birthday.
  • On this anniversary I wish you a shiny smile at life. Well, if you still have teeth and not too many wrinkles.
  • If someone first hugs you on your birthday they are trying to make you forget about the fact that they did not get you any presents.
  • Happiness and health, calm and peace, success, these are my dearest wishes for you this year. Have a great day.
  • Congratulations!! You’re so old that you will call the fire department to put out all your candles for you.
  • Please, make sure you put the fire department on alert for an emergency on taking out fires; there are very many candle fires on your cake.
  • I wish you a happy birthday; you will find your gift with the invoice to pay me.

no need to hide. it is another year

  • It is just some hours to your birthday. I can’t wait to wish you a warm and happy birthday. Do me a favor reset your time to 12:00am as I do the same here; so that my birthday wishes to you can flow right away.
  • I have been looking for a gift that would match your level of worth to me but I can’t find any. So, let’s just forget about the gifts and focus on eating your birthday cake only.
  • I promised to be there for you whenever you need me. I heard you have been receiving a lot of birthday gifts. I know you will need me to help unwrap the presents, so I will be with you in a jiffy.
  • As today is your birthday, let’s do what we haven’t done before. Give me 1 slap and receive 20 slaps from me.
  • When I look up, I see you as my RATS because you are so full of EVIL. Calm down, spell the capitalized words backward (STAR & LIVE). That is exactly what I meant.
  • There is a saying that goes: good people die young. That only means that you will keep having birthdays forever. Just kidding. Have a lovely day.
  • Imagine this; my best friend hires a stripper to strip at your birthday party today and it happens to be your aunt that just came back from a journey. Just kidding.
  • As you blow out your cake’s candle light today; don’t forget to blow out my birthday promises to you.
  • Since there is so much cold out there, I therefore wish you a warm and heat-full birthday and healthy year ahead.
  • Try to make some fun today and do every nasty thing you’ve ever loved to do but don’t do a nasty thing as eating my share of your birthday cake.

Your dreams are your own. Never let them give up. Keep sleeping. Enjoy your sleep

  • I just finished burning the coffin Satan made for you. Keep celebrating your birthday year after year and forever.
  • I got you a female stripper for your birthday party. She hasn’t arrived yet because she is here in my bedroom stripping for me. You know I need to confirm her stripping skills before sending her over.
  • I bought you something so special for your birthday. Unfortunately, on my way, the ants tripped me and ate it all.
  • While celebrating birthdays, it’s customary to waste all you have for your guest’s satisfaction. But save the sex, waste it for me and me alone.
  • I heard the latest news about cake losing its taste 10 minutes after its being baked. So, put out the candle flames and let’s proceed into its consumption period before it becomes sour.
  • Today we celebrate you being a year older, but do not worry you’re much better than last year.
  • People do say that the next year is always better than the current one. It seems I will wait till your next birthday then before giving you your birthday gifts. Have a great day.
  • You already have a wrinkle! Have a wonderful birthday.
  • Let us embrace now, before you realize there are no gifts.
  • Don’t ask me about your gifts. I’m saving all gifts for next year. Have a lovely day!
  • You needn’t hide, just another year. Happy Birthday!

God gave you many gifts, your breathing every second, that’s a gift, so don't bother us asking for more gifts.

  • You have many years, but do not worry, antiques have more value.
  • Today is your birthday congratulations! If you have a party you have to invite me.
  • You laugh and smile until you don’t have teeth anymore.
  • Do you think it is fun to be higher? Waiting to see you in the mirror to make you laugh out loud.
  • There is a really smart, rich and famous person born on a day like today.
  • I know you don’t like birthdays. But I still have to congratulate you. Have a wonderful birthday.
  • You’re like a king, the older more horrible … sorry, more beautiful.
  • I am glad that you have completed years, but do not expect me to follow your example.
  • The age adds and subtracts wrinkles; problems multiply so I wish you a happy birthday and lots of good luck.
  • Do not worry. Old age is like childhood without hair and no teeth.
  • No need to hide, it’s just another year. Happy Birthday.
  • The best gift is you, but I send this gift to share with you every day and every moment of your life.
  • Laugh and smile all you want while you still have teeth. Have a glorious day.
  • I hope your birthday is as amazing as what it appears to be in your present life on social networks.
  • On your birthday I want to wish you a long life, days of joy and success in everything you want.
  • A warm hug from me to a person whom for me is more than a boss, a good friend from whom I learned a lot. I wish you a happy life with all your family.

Do not worry. Old age is like childhood without hair and no teeth.

  • We wish you a happy birthday and thank you for making this company a friendly and welcoming place.
  • The most beautiful birthday celebrations come today. It’s your day.
  • What matters is not how many years you accumulate in life but how much life has accumulated in those years.
  • Hopefully you will live 100 years and the last time you will hear, be mine.
  • When people get older, they also get wrinkles. It is natural; do not feel bad about it.
  • Most celebrities were known after their deaths. You are so lucky to still survive.
  • Youth is a disease that ultimately heals itself. Have a beautiful celebration.
  • Birthdays are good for your health. Statistics show that those who have more birthdays have the most lives.
  • We will need a torch to light all those candles. Have a great day! Bro.
  • I will not make any funny comment about your age because I’m actually a little worried about your age.
  • Do not feel uncomfortable about your age. Someday we’ll all have the number that you have now.
  • I think we need a bigger pie for all those candles.
  • Too many candles for small cake. Have a wonderful day.
  • They say that wisdom comes with age. You must be the wisest.
  • Happy Birthday. You look good for a person who is one year closer to death.
  • Come on, do not be discouraged. You’ve survived another year. Believe me it is better than the alternative.
  • Another year, another visit to the doctor. Have a beautiful day.
  • OK, now you can light all the candles. We all have water in hand. Have a beautiful celebration.
  • Am I the first to congratulate you today? No? The second? No? Doesn’t matter, because I was the first who thought of you at midnight in your birthday.
  • Why do you care about getting older? You are like wine; the older you get, the better you become.
  • Happy Birthday to the best friend in the world. I hope you die in bed at age 95.

It is hotter than usual here. Is it because of all the candles on your birthday cake

  • Some kids play football in the party. It’s not time to remember your childhood and join them in playing their game. Don’t forget that their legs are not like yours. Just enjoy the cake.
  • Oh, mom, candles fire will hurt your fair soft skin; so get your sunscreen before blowing the candles. Don’t miss that, mother.
  • If you feel like telling a lie about your birthday, make a carefully edited truth about it.
  • As much as I love you, all the fun I will catch today on your birthday won’t be shared with you.
  • The good news is that you are going to have a scandal named after you because of your imminent hot birthday.
  • Knowledge is knowing sugar is very sweet; wisdom is not putting a large quantity of it in your cake.
  • Cakes are the light of birthdays. I hate darkness, so bake one today.
  • You deserve a car on your birthday but I will send you a birthday card for now.
  • I need a job that pays $50m a day for eating cakes. Can I get that from your birthday?
  • Maybe I won’t cry, but it hurts to see your birthday come while mine is still months away. anyways.
  • Focus on yourself today and look better than you will next year, as today is your day.
  • I can give you birthday presents but only if you don’t want them.
  • If you are going to make mistakes tonight that you will regret tomorrow being your birthday, sleep late.
  • Too much gift expectation kills a birthday, expect less.
  • Behind every successful birthday cake is a glutton & consumer like me.
  • Everything I like is either birthday cakes, birthday wines or birthday parties.
  • If you would like to kick me for sending this birthday wish late, try kicking me from your phone screen after receiving this message.
  • Things I haven’t learned about birthday cakes are cutting and eating it. Have a beautiful day.
  • Dive into the Atlantic Ocean and wash away your past sad years. It’s a new birth year for you.
  • You look so unique today being your birthday, just like everyone else.
  • I will be in your birthday anniversary to consume your cake, what the others came for, I don’t know.
  • A day without your birthday is like the remaining 364 days in the year
  • The vulgar things I will say to you on your birthday party tonight, I wish I never said them again.
  • Your dreams are your own. Never let them give up. Keep sleeping. Enjoy your sleep. Wishing you a very fantastic birthday, my sweetest friend.
  • With time you are getting old but you are still feeble minded. Have a cute day, my dear Dumbo friend.
  • Everyone is going crazy and saying the fun is befalling at this boring place just because of you. Have a birthday with loads of fun and joy.
  • I wish you have a birthday that would become your favorite fun day.
  • Happy Birthday, my dear.  Sorry! Happy International monkeys day. Enjoy your day.
  • You are included in those people who are like clouds when they vanish it becomes a pleasant day.  hehehe. Wish you a very happy day.
  • May you have wishbone, backbone and the funny bone in order to get the success. I wish you a wonderful birthday with lots of exciting events.
  • I wish common sense is more common and you hold some element of it. I wish you the birthday filled with happiness, joy and laughter, my dear silly friend.
  • Just deactivate your energy saving mode and put some concentration on your day as today’s is your birthday. Have a wonderful life ahead.
  • May this day make you dance, smile and eat lots of cake, hearty birthday my dear friend. You mean the world to me.
  • When your birthday comes around it always reminds me of the times you cried for cake at weddings, you make me smile.
  • You are an awesome eater; a great one at that and that is why I would go nowhere near your cake. Save a slice for me though, happy birthday!
  • Flash out them teeth, for your chances to grow toothless increase with the sweets you love to eat. Happy birthday, another year wiser.


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