Funny Good Morning Wishes, Messages and Cards

Personally, it is hard to be funny in the morning. I sometimes don’t even see the reason to smile in the morning but if I could make myself or someone could make me laugh in the morning then I bet my mornings would be a little less dull. Funny good morning messages are rare, I mean can you make pun jokes out of breakfast varieties?

Good morning. Smile and be grateful for another day.

It is really hard to know what can make someone laugh especially if you consider the fact that you didn’t spend the night with them and don’t really know how they woke up. Luckily, we have tried to create some funny morning messages that will try to at least make your special person’s morning a little less dull, don’t be shy to read through and pick one.

Funny Good Morning Wishes and Messages

  • Good morning! It’s time to wake up and give the bed bugs rest, you’ve really made them suffer with all your snoring.
  • Time to finally wake up your breakfast with your huge appetite; I know you were thinking about food the whole night. Have a great day!
  • You are so lucky I am not your morning alarm clock; I’d kick you out of bed with cold water just to piss you off. May your bed kick you into the shower so you won’t be late this morning.
  • Hey! My night has been enjoyable. As you were sleeping so peacefully, I was on the battle field fighting all the mosquitoes in my room. Glad I won to see the daylight.
  • You just got a new message: Wake up Lazy; Good morning!
  • Good Morning my sweetest love. My night was cold, but the thought of you gave me warmth. I miss you like never before my queen. Enjoy and have a beautiful day like your looks.

You are so lucky I am not your morning alarm clock; I'd kick you out of bed with cold water just to piss you off

  • How can someone so lazy be this tired each and every morning? I hope you have a bed in your office because it looks like you’ll need one. Wake up!!
  • When your dreams come in collision with reality, it’s usually the alarm clock that goes off. Good morning.
  • They say the earliest bird catches the worm; luckily you are not a bird for you’d die of starvation. You’d be a worm instead so you could have a reason to sleep. Wake up!
  • They say each morning is a blessing, but with the alarm you have it is definitely a curse for you. I wouldn’t sleep if I knew I’d be woken up with sirens. Enjoy your day!
  • When I set my eyes on you, my heart skips a beat. Your love makes me a zombie. Remember my mind is set on you only. Have a sweet day my sweet love.
  • I want to kiss you, lick you, bite you, and to make sure I eat every bit of you. My sweet buffalo meat. I really miss it. Have a lovely day.

rooster shouts and the sun is shining with a beautiful good morning

  • The only person you should look forward to seeing in the morning is you, I bet when you see how broke you are you’ll be motivated to work hard to be rich. Have a nice day!
  • Um … Apologies for the inconvenience, but I just wanted to wish you a Happy and amazing day.
  • Can’t wait to hold you in my arms tonight. You are all I need to be comfortable. My Bed is cold and I need your warmth my sweet blanket. Just enjoy your day.
  • You don’t look too good in the morning; I guess that’s why you prefer to sleep through it. Wishing you a morning you’ll actually wake up looking awesome!
  • You are wonderfully and beautifully made by the goddess of the night who seduces you to sleep through the morning. Resist her today and get more success.
  • I was preparing the recipe for a happy day. The smile is there, the caress is there, the affection is there … ok a hug is missing. Done.
  • Mornings were made for special people, unfortunately we are not some of them, I hate mornings as much as you do but I guess we have to wake up and do something.
  • You spoiled me with your sweetness. Your spell on me is amazing. I don’t want to be set free I want to be your prisoner for life. Have a lovely day my lovely Fairy.
  • Good morning to the most adorable queen in the world! Without you there is no world. Thanks for existing hence giving me a dwelling place full of love. You are simply amazing.
  • Each night I wake up to the hope that it is night again, but the sun is always up in the sky sending angry rays my way. I know you suffer the same way too. Have a sunless day!

Smile can open a heart faster than a key can open a door

  • Don’t be mad that morning is here; at least you have me to suffer through the morning with. Have a happy morning, for you never know what the night will bring.
  • Wake up! Let’s look forward to seeing the night stars again tonight. I hope you satisfied the mosquitoes at night, they’ll be waiting tonight too.
  • Special morning to my one and only candy pop. The sweetest taste ever to be created by God. Long nights full of beautiful dreams. A day light of dreams come true, is all about you.
  • I woke up smiling this morning for I have the greatest gift of life. So cute and you give me a comfortable sleep. I can’t live without you my sweet adorable pillow.
  • My best wishes to you this morning is to put a smile on your face knowing how much special you are to me. Wake up! Brush, shower and get ready for work.
  • Congratulations! You made it to a new day. Remember to thank me so much because I was right beside you, watching over you. You were looking so cute. Have a decent day!
  • Listening to the sounds of the birds in the sky reminds me of a bright morning smile you have. I can’t wait to see you today in class.
  • Waking up early every day has become a routine. Just to be the first person to text you Good morning. That’s how much important you are to me. Have a nice day.
  • You are so sweet, wonderful, beautiful and adorable. You have a perfect smile. Digging for that choice of words was not easy. Now you need to call the ambulance.
  • I love you, I love you, I love you and I love you. You are my solid rock baby. Good morning my wonderful candy. I can’t wait to unwrap you and have a lick.
  • Love is key. You are the only key to my heart. I love it when I see you smile with class. You are my everything. My bread of life.